Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.