I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave