So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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