I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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