kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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