with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
She announced her abortion via fbk
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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