where am i from again
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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