3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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