Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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