have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I would fuck him just for his dog
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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