I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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