when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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