id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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