My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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