I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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