I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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