Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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