There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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