I'm gonna have a badass scar
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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