I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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