His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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