In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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