She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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