Dual....:-)
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
