...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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