so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
did you just send me my own nude
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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