just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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