I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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