please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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