Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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