If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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