the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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