Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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