I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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