I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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