if i can run in heels then i can drive
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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