Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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