ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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