You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
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im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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