i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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