Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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