So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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