Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I would fuck him just for his dog
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