When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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