chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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