Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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