see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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