Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
and she was petting her beer can
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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