Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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