You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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