Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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