He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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