she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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