My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he was CRYING into my vagina
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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