So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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