I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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