normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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