This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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