What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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