me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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